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Groundbreaking study reveals that Adventure Racers would rather get briar-whipped than go to brunch with significant other.

by Shawn Lemaster
October, 2017
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After an extensive three year study

spanning four continents, researchers from Henderson Community College published revolutionary, and apparently universal results, regarding adventure racer’s addiction to seemingly miserable experiences.Briar

“This is perhaps the most bizarre thing I’ve ever documented,” said lead scientist William Thomas, pointing to the fact that even after repeated experiments, the test subjects were inevitably drawn to images and experiences that the normal population would describe as painful and terrible.

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